Tyrotoxic

At the dawn of time, when the first volcano erupted and spat its fire across the stones, Tyrotoxic emerged from the depths of the primal flame and looked upon the earth. She saw that it was barren and void of life and became sad. Her tears watered the soil and became the rivers and lakes and great oceans of the world. From the dampened earth grew great trees and flowers and she felt such happiness at this sight that her joy swelled and burst and became the creatures of the land, and her spirit became the birds in the sky, and her wonder became the fishes in the sea. But seeing that there was no one to stand beside her and love the beauty of the earth, she shaped from the earth and the air and the fire and the water the first humans.

They proceeded to dick around on the internet. So Tyrotoxic said, "Fuck it, man," and went for a beer.

It was pretty rad.